SMILE OR SNARL ~ YOU BE THE JUDGE

These goof balls below are guaranteed to make you smile (and not snarl, hopefully!).  These zany hounds are a great pick-me-up for a Monday, don't you think?

HAPPY MONDAY!

DOXIES WITH ATTITUDES

They might have attitudes, but I think that's one of the qualities that sets them apart! Dachshunds are intelligent, quick, and stubborn. It's humiliating to be outsmarted by a dog!

"Mama says my kerchief matches my coat:
just call me fashionista"

"What? No attitude here--I'm just right
all the time!"

"I/m cornered"

"Just call me Ol' Blue Eyes"

"You may call me Jeeves"

Happy Friday, doxie lovers--have a fab weekend!

AH, THOSE SUNGLASSES

Most of us enjoy wearing sunglasses, but these doxies below have that down to a science! Enjoy this collection of what I call "Doxies wearing shades."

"Helllllo there. Have we already met?"

"Oo la la!"

"Bring me a banana smoothie, will ya?"

"Yeah, that's my Harley over there"

"Hi. Wanna hang 20?"

"Okay, kid--you might think you're big and bad--but don't
mess with me. They don't call me Shark fer nuthin"

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

NEVER ENDING SEARCH FOR FOOD

I think it's safe to say that dachshunds are definitely food driven. You'd think they're all starving all the time, 24/7. I've often wondered how much they'd eat at any given time if we just let 'em at it so they could eat all they wanted. They'd probably die from stuffing themselves!

That's why we, as their owners/parents, have to save them from themselves. We all know that they don't always make good digestive choices: if something smells good, in it goes, down the hatch. I must say in their defense that their noses rule the day. I mean, if we could smell food as well as they can (remember, the doxie nose is thousands of times more sensitive than ours is), then we might be more prone to stuff ourselves, too.

Here are some case-in-point doxies:

"You gonna eat that? Huh? Can I have some? Huh?
HUH? PUL-EEZE!!!"

"Look! He's getting ready to take another bite!"

I never met a dog who didn't like spaghetti
noodles!

Enjoy your dog, but do save him/her from getting overweight and thus straining their long backs.

Have a great day, doxie lovers!