For your viewing pleasure, here are some very typical dachshund photos to which I've added appropriate captions:
|"What's that you're eating?"|
|"Look into my eyes . . . give me a treat!"|
|"I'm ready--throw me that cookie!"|
|"See how cute I am? Don't you think I'm|
cute enough to help you eat that cupcake?"
Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!