ATLAS OF THE DACHSHUND BRAIN

My dachshund Duke definitely exemplifies ALL of the traits listed below, except chewing up inappropriate things--he doesn't do that very much at all, nor does he tend to throw up often.  He makes up for those by having a double dose of the other traits, however!

What about your doxie?  Leave a comment to share something interesting about your dachshund, a.k.a. chow hound extraordinaire.