“I am not a dog. I am a Dachshund. I'm half wolverine, half barbed wire and all attitude. I am either your best friend or your worst enemy, depending on YOUR attitude. 💜 I can fight the wildest raccoon or play with the gentlest child. I can hunt all day in snow storms, pouring rain or blistering heat and then ask you to throw the ball when we get done. 🎾 I will argue with you at every turn. After all, I know what I'm doing and the best way to getter done. I am easy to feed. I will eat your steak or the dead, rotten gopher I found in the field. 😂 You will never be without a navigator in the truck. I will protect you from burglars, raccoons , badgers and that strange pesky shadow in the corner of the house. I will hog the bed and the couch.
“I will steal your sandwich, your chair, your boot and your heart. You will never have to go to the bathroom alone ever again. I will lick your face right after I eat the head off the rabbit I just killed in the yard. 🤢 I will sleep next to you when you are sick and heal you with my love. 🥰 I am DACHSHUND. Respect me. Love me. But NEVER underestimate me…”
Credit: Wynnwood Dachshunds
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