Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’
It's yellow, not white,
l've been there tonight,
Marking up my wiener wonderland.
Smell that tree?
That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants
Avoid where I pee, it’s my property!
Marked up as my wiener wonderland.
In the meadow Dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know that it is mine, mine, mine!
Straight from me to the fencepost,
Flows my natural incense boast.
‘Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my Wiener Wonderland!