Introducing . . .
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SARGE’S SECRET MONDAY DIARY!
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Dog lovers out there, I bet you will enjoy gaining access to Sarge the doxie’s thoughts—so starting today, we’re featuring a Monday series of Sarge’s diary entries!
(For new followers, he’s the doxie author of The Dachshund Escapades books about his life as the hilarious family dog.)
Here is his first entry! 👇👇👇
The Case of the Crinkly Bag
🐾DEAR DIARY:
Today, Mama attempted a top-secret mission:
•She walked into the kitchen on her tiptoes.
•She quietly reached into the pantry. •She barely touched the corner of a plastic bag.
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Diary, I was asleep three rooms away under two heavy blankets! But as a professional dachshund, I don’t sleep when snacks are at risk, so I deployed my secret weapon: "Doxie Teleportation."
Before she could even open the bag, I was sitting at her feet, staring directly into her soul with my best puppy-dog eyes. She gasped and asked how I got there so fast. Silly human! I am 10% legs, 90% radar ears.
It turned out to be potato chips. I love those. One "accidentally" fell. Mission accomplished.
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Over to you, FURiends: What is the ONE sound that brings your doxie running from a dead sleep? Tell Sarge in the comments! 👇
(My adventures are inspired by real-life family antics! Check out my book excerpts in the blog tabs at the top to read more about my crazy humans!) —Sarge📖🐾
