Wednesday, January 30, 2019

AN ETERNAL TRUTH HERE . . .

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All I can say to that is: AMEN!

Doxies are quick, they are always hungry, and they can hear the fridge opening from a mile away, even if they are dead asleep when we tiptoe into the kitchen are ever so quiet!

BUT . . .

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!  They're human in fur and four paws.

Monday, January 28, 2019

DIGGER, LICKER, OR CHEWER?

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Is your doxie a digger, a licker, a chewer--or all three? My doxie Duke was never into digging that much, but he did like to lick his humans and his toys, and of course chew on his favorite blankie. 

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These doxies are obliviously diggers--serious diggers!

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!




Friday, January 25, 2019

CUTE DOXIE FRIDAY MEMES

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Have a fun and relaxing weekend, doxie lovers! 

P.S. Remember . . . Valentine's Day is coming--don't forget your special someone:

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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

DO YOU HAVE OBSESSIVE DACHSHUND DISORDER?

Before even looking at this tongue-in-cheek quiz, I already knew I have ODD. I feel that way about all doxies. How about you?

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1-3 Nope
4-6 Maybe
7-8 Pretty much
9 O.D.D. Definitely!

Dachshunds . . . we love them madly! 
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What's NOT to love, I ask??

Friday, January 18, 2019

SPOILED DOG TEST

The "test" below is from the UK, so that's why the word at the beginning is spelled "spoilt" rather than the American spelling of "spoiled." No problem--the things we do for our doxies are common to all doxie lovers all over the world. See how you do on this one:


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Score:
1 = you're a grump
2-3 = you do like dogs
4-5 = you love your dog
6+ = yep, your dog is spoiled! (to me, that's a good thing)


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Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em. Happy weekend!

Thursday, January 17, 2019

EXCELLENT POINT!

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We all know how much dachshunds love to go outside in rain or cold . . . NOT. This meme perfectly shows us what they are probably thinking when we do!

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

GRANDDAWGS SUNNY AND BRUNO: BEGGARS EXTRAORDINAIRE

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Our granddawgs stayed with us last week while their family was out of town. They are both begging from my hubby in this photo. They've got it down, don't you think?

Dachshunds (and boxers) . . . you gotta love 'em!

P.S. Happy Valentine's Day--it's coming!

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Tuesday, January 15, 2019

JAWS, DOXIE STYLE

All you have to do with this photo is cue in the theme from the movie JAWS, voila--perfecto!

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Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

P.S. Here's a doxie valentine for you:



Monday, January 14, 2019

TODAY IS NATIONAL DRESS YOUR PET DAY

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So . . . are you gonna do it?  Some doxies HATE wearing clothes--my doxie Duke did. But they're so cute when they are dressed up. 

If you have a cute photo of your doxie all dressed up, share it in the comments section below. We'd all enjoy seeing it.

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES

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"What? You're fully grown and only
this tall?? Geez. Sorry, lil' buddy."

What that Great Dane hasn't yet realized is that this doxie THINKS he's a big as the Dane--who will find out soon enough who's boss, right?

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.

Friday, January 4, 2019

INTENSE GAZE

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Anyone who has been around dachshunds for more than five minutes knows that they are chow hounds extraordinaire. If a human is eating something, well then, he/she is SUPPOSED to share some of it with the dachshund(s) at hand, no matter what it is!

In the photo above, look at that intense gaze--that doxie HAS to be staring down a poor, hapless human who is trying to eat food in peace. We doxie lovers all know that it is nearly impossible to do so if a dachshund is within a mile of that food. Talk about being totally focused!

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

NOTE: If you haven't read Wednesday's post, check it out--a free ebook promo is going on right now, but ends Monday, Jan. 7. Download I AM SARGE free while you can!

Thursday, January 3, 2019

SELF IMAGE

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"I got this new sweater for Christmas. Do these
horizontal stripes make my nose look big?"

NOTE:
Be sure to check out yesterday's post about the free ebook promo going on right now!

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

FREE EBOOK PROMO: I AM SARGE!

FREE EBOOK PROMO! FREE EBOOK PROMO! FREE EBOOK PROMO!

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I AM SARGE, Book 1 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, is now free in ebook format for a limited time ~ so here's your chance to read Sarge the doxie's beginning tales about his life, his humans, and his doxie philosophy (not to mention his doxie antics he will entertain you with)!
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Promo BEGAN today, Jan. 3, and

ENDS Monday, Jan. 7, 11:59 p.m. PST
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“I am Sarge the super dog, named after my Papa Duke, who was a sergeant in the Army—and I am very proud of my special name.
"I’m known as a chow hound extraordinaire, and believe me, I have earned the title!
"All in all, my humans are tricky to figure out, ‘cause they don’t always say what they mean—but I can handle 'em. After all, I AM SARGE."
A heartwarming tale of family, joy, good food, and unconditional love, Sarge’s story will bring warmth and smiles to readers of all ages.
Amazon reviews:
1) "As a dachshund parent, I was totally smitten with this book. I couldn't wait to see and compare the antics of Sarge with that of my own little clown dogs. A lighthearted story full of comical situations. I loved this book."
2) "As a past owner of a beloved dachshund, these doxies hold a special place in my heart. So imagine when I saw this book! This book feels like a warm hug. Very cute and relatable to anyone who's ever loved a dog. I AM SARGE is pawriffic!"
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